Who I am
Hello, I'm Chris Burch. You may remember me from such bands as Staff of Ramen, Plastic Coyotes, Minnie Driver's Moustace, The White River Rollers, and my brief stint as the backstage guitar player from that tour where Nickelback was too strung out to play their own instruments live. Since then, I've toured hamburger stands all over the world as a solo artist, and my version of Wonderwall is definitely better than yours. Basically, I'm awesome.